Ya Big Pee Pee Head

It's gotten bad again. Merv is peeing incessantly all over the place. Sunday morning I woke up and found that he had peed all over a pile of bills I left sitting on the counter. I think I was mostly angry out of jealousy. There have been many times I have wanted to drop trow and pee on the bills but refrained. He's lucky I love him so much or his chubby ass would be out the door!!!!
Some friends gave me a few suggestions of what to do, so I will give it a try. In the meantime I walk around the house with the bottle of Clorox clean up on my belt.